analnut
I am a nut for analogies - make your own - @analnut
@analnut

Ball-Face-Nuts-Can-Cup : #BFNC2
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meet nice girl in park : sweet :: park meat in nice girl : sweeter #analnut
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cheese : mold :: blue cheese : moldy mold? #analnut
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#analnut : loves analogies :: chestnut : loves chests
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friendster : used to keep track of friends :: molester : used to keep track of moles? #analnut
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conversation starter : ice breaker :: conversation ender : wind breaker #analnut
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http://t.co/yyoxCol2 : @analnut :: Splaysh : Twitter
@analnut

Johnny Appleseed : Father of 17000 trees :: Justin Bieber : Father at 17 #analnut #bieberseeder
Analnut

splaysh.com/nut/8 : @analnut :: Splaysh : Twitter
boo

carrie staples : friend :: jenna jamison : librarian
Slayer

Sake Rice Wine Factory Management System : AudioBlaster 1.0 :: Not a very cute app : Cute app!
Love

Napoleon : Deb :: Kip : Lafawnda
Telly Savalas

I : rap :: france : morocco
analnupgrades

coin : public fountain :: analogy : analnut
scientist

matter : antimatter :: wes : superman
sweet

walking : teleporting :: water : Monster energy drink
superfriend

on-campus class : online class :: sleep : masterbate
anonymous

FLAT TIRE : AAA :: DIEARHEA : DICTIONARY
anonymous

SPLAYSH.COM : PEE :: NICA.US : DIEARHEA
anonymous

Frmolsesensss : ????? :: fmros : ????
anonymous

bum : runaway shopping cart :: classic moment : serendipity
anonymous

ads : splaysh.com :: sucks : ass
snakey

php : python :: water pistol : Automatic M249 Light Machine Gun
anonymous

imlp : are :: geeky : crybabies
imlp

obsessesed : bitter :: sycophant : geek
XMLNerd

XSLT : XML :: SQL : Relational Database
Kip

Napoleon : tetherball :: Wes : programming
giraffe tongue

maps.google : cant find my house :: map24.com : a cooler way of not finding my house
sicko

me : donnie darko :: lois lane : superman
average web surfer

money : crap :: maps.google : maps.yahoo