analnut
you know, for analogies - make your own
boo

carrie staples : friend :: jenna jamison : librarian
Slayer

Sake Rice Wine Factory Management System : AudioBlaster 1.0 :: Not a very cute app : Cute app!
Love

Napoleon : Deb :: Kip : Lafawnda
Telly Savalas

I : rap :: france : morocco
analnupgrades

coin : public fountain :: analogy : analnut
scientist

matter : antimatter :: wes : superman
sweet

walking : teleporting :: water : Monster energy drink
superfriend

on-campus class : online class :: sleep : masterbate
anonymous

FLAT TIRE : AAA :: DIEARHEA : DICTIONARY
anonymous

SPLAYSH.COM : PEE :: NICA.US : DIEARHEA
anonymous

Frmolsesensss : ????? :: fmros : ????
anonymous

bum : runaway shopping cart :: classic moment : serendipity
anonymous

ads : splaysh.com :: sucks : ass
snakey

php : python :: water pistol : Automatic M249 Light Machine Gun
anonymous

imlp : are :: geeky : crybabies
imlp

obsessesed : bitter :: sycophant : geek
XMLNerd

XSLT : XML :: SQL : Relational Database
Kip

Napoleon : tetherball :: Wes : programming
giraffe tongue

maps.google : cant find my house :: map24.com : a cooler way of not finding my house
sicko

me : donnie darko :: lois lane : superman
average web surfer

money : crap :: maps.google : maps.yahoo
linuxnerd

: :: :
linuxnerd

splayshphoto : splayshphoto2 :: goat : gnu
linuxnerd

ls : sls :: cp : scp
giraffe boy

butt hole : hot karl :: butt hole : pink sock
anonymous

Chicago : Louisville :: Bentley : Ford Model T
anonymous

westopher : emily :: bonnie : clyde
anonymous

max : colette :: :
twat?

Peterman5000 : I want to be an awesome fucker :: Weslaaaaay : I don't want to be a fucker.
seattle bar toilet

hunter : gatherer :: cunter : latherer